When someone starts talking about responsibilities...
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
allonsyforever: One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus
Math: I'm so hard right now
t0cahontas: I’m just glad everyone can feel like a fairy princess.
I'm spending 4/20 with the Most High.
The idea that religion says women should submit to men is a notion that probably...– Khalid Latif (via sunlitmoonbeam)
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
hepatitisbey: I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for...
jinnkuthekryptonianjedi: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
nighttimers: Have you ever met someone and found them so attractive that everything they do is beautiful. The way their nose wrinkles when they smile, the way their hips move when they walk, the way they lick their lips when they’re deep in concentration, the way their lips move as they talk. Everything they do brings beauty, and it’s captivating to watch.